Ben Soilperocks-Hyde

Ben Soilperocks-Hyde

Hours and Hours of dry conversation.

This guy leaves dinner parties as desiccated as a prune.

Ben Soilperocks-Hyde held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, October 18, 2007 to Thursday, October 18, 2007, heartily vanquishing Albert McAcne to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Hyuky Laffenjoke.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Any relation to Ben Stein?

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Local 696

Local 696

No bots for human jobs. With the local Robot Smashers Union 696 around, nobody need worry about their job being taken over by a machine. They can be very persuasive.