Albert McAcne
Putting blemishes all over that pretty face of yours.
Your confidence is shattered with Albert all over your face and buttocks.
Albert McAcne held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, October 17, 2007 to Thursday, October 18, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Old Schoolmate to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Ben Soilperocks-Hyde.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
A Random Hero!
The False Alarmers
An unlikely team of experts specializing in setting off the fire drill. Chubby Tim Rogers: His poorly-aimed dodgeball frequently hits the fire alarm. Jeremy The Delinquent: Needs to get suspended so he can go to Burning Man. Janitor Rufus: A fire drill guarantees him a 20-minute nap under the bleachers. Mr. Carver's Class will barely get their goggles on before they're forced to line up in the parking lot.