Local 696 held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, November 24, 2008 to Thursday, November 27, 2008, heartily vanquishing Cyborganic to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Picket Fencer.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

The attention span of a kid. The bitey-ness of a zombie. Dr. Empathy will have a hard time bending a mind that has been eaten out of it's skull.