Cyborganic held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, November 20, 2008 to Monday, November 24, 2008, heartily vanquishing Spartame to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Local 696.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Rob Weychert.
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Employs mind-bending therapeutic listening powers. It turns out the Floor Kraken is actually just a metaphor for Capn' Skard's father.