Spartame

Spartame

His sweetness is entirely artificial.

First he sweetens up his enemies. Then, when they're not expecting it — STAB! And this really horrible aftertaste.

Spartame held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, November 18, 2008 to Thursday, November 20, 2008, heartily vanquishing Caffiend to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Cyborganic.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Ha ha- I love the sword/stirrer! Awesome O_O

    Also: FIRST

    Georgia | [ a ]

  2. very nice. reminds me of "catch me if you can". sort of.

    sam | [ a ]

  3. Tonight we drink artificially sweetened coffee in HELL!!!!

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  4. Oh how I hate that aftertaste.

    Scott Nellé | [ a ]

  5. This... is... SACCHARIN!

    DanOhh | [ a ]

  6. Genius, KC! I do love me a clever play on words/names.

    steve | [ a ]

  7. I wonder if he will be defeated by the evil Cancer Urban Legend...?

    HaricotVert | [ a ]

  8. I love the amphora of death. You guys always pay so much attention to the details.

    me@home.com | [ a ]

  9. Could you maybe explain which techniques you used for this? It looks kind of hand drawn, kind of photoshopped..

    mikkel | [ a ]

  10. * THIS...IS...SPLENDA!

    burt | [ a ]

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