Black Marketeer

Black Marketeer

Steals items to sell underground for profit.

The poison alone should nicely cover the purchase of a new snuffbox.

Black Marketeer held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, August 28, 2008 to Thursday, August 28, 2008, heartily vanquishing Saboteur Successor to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Down Undercutter.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Heh, love the detail on this one!

    You're going through a bit of a 'period' thing at the moment, no?

    Mike | [ a ]

  2. And of course he would snag the Pantaloons while he's at it. Why steal only some of it when you can take it all.

    WulfBane | [ a ]

  3. He taketh from the noble, and selleth to the peasants (no refunds)

    WeaponX | [ a ]

  4. Would the items would be worth a bit less if they've been skewered?

    Haha, great illustration.

    burt | [ a ]

  5. But hadn't His Majesty, The Great Saboteur already poured the poison out of the bottle?

    sammy | [ a ]

  6. Well... The Black Marketeer took it all before it could reach the Queen's lips, apparently.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  7. That mole is deliciously awful!

    Benjamin | [ a ]

  8. I wish I had a new snuffbox.

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  9. I happen to be selling snuffboxes, and I find myself in need of a nice pair of pants. Tell the Marketeer to send me a note in a bottle or whatever his preferred method of contact is.

    Dan | [ a ]

  10. I'm pretty sure I saw all of the recent heroes at the Renaissance Festival this weekend. They were getting along fine.

    trick | [ a ]

  11. "Well... The Black Marketeer took it all before it could reach the Queen's lips, apparently."

    Then the Queen wouldn't be dead, and the Throne Usurper was taken out, so technically she's still the undefeated champion!

    Dani | [ a ]

  12. This blog is flippin awesome!

    sarah watts | [ a ]

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