The Swatter held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, January 07, 2008 to Wednesday, January 09, 2008, heartily vanquishing Venus Fly Trap to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Inferno Affairs.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

His cleverly-placed mines will sink any enemy ship! This may be the first accidental defeat. If only those mines were less sexually-attractive to Fuzzy...