The Tipper held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, May 19, 2008 to Monday, May 19, 2008, heartily vanquishing Righty Tighty to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Boppo.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Leads all the antlers out of town. On the bright side, The Hat Racker can now fit through doorways and ride in cars.