Antler Enchanter held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, May 29, 2008 to Thursday, May 29, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Hat Racker to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Opus Rumpus the one man band.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Taking out flies with astounding speed and agility. Venus' bait supply will dry up when The SWATTER is called in.