Mr. Groat held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, December 06, 2007 to Friday, December 07, 2007, heartily vanquishing Micro Cat to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Goldilocks.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Renowned for eating the precious oatmeal of others. I sure hope Mr. Groat breathes quick-cooking oats...