Goldilocks held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, December 07, 2007 to Friday, December 07, 2007, heartily vanquishing Mr. Groat to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Candy Dandy.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Will hold inappropriately-dressed woman captive for hours. Well Cavi-tease, this is what you get for wearing a skank.