The Underminer held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, November 09, 2007 to Sunday, November 11, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Prankster to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Baffler.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

You can't fight bureaucracy! He may not know it now, but Carb Cutter is going to be a lot happier.