HellMütt held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, March 03, 2010 to Tuesday, March 09, 2010, heartily vanquishing Hercules "Hurk" Thrillcox, Stuntmaniac to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Doctor Doom.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Ensures that young boys keep their singing voices. A lot of Puberteam's targets are going to lose their... uh... "signal beacons".