The Seamstress held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, February 08, 2010 to Friday, February 12, 2010, heartily vanquishing Gordian Nazi to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Child Labor Squad.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Sprays watery mist from his ears... and has four times the normal luck! A squirt every now and then should keep Tear Cat away from the plants as well.