The Straightener
Straightens all things crooked
When he writes he straightens all his S's. Ever been to Millillippi?
The Straightener held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, February 01, 2010 to Thursday, February 04, 2010, heartily vanquishing Stage Hook to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Gordian Nazi.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
A Random Hero!
Grand Finale
Ends performances (including, sadly, Matt and Kevin's). Our deepest thanks and appreciation to all of you who have shared your time and your thoughts — we couldn't have asked for a mightier audience!