The Abdominal Snowman held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, December 30, 2009 to Thursday, January 07, 2010, heartily vanquishing The Ghost of Christmas Fat to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Stare-oid.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Nulls noise! He's eternally driven by the dying words of his mentor, which are conveniently buried in the backyard.