Acid Rain Deer held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, December 14, 2009 to Thursday, December 17, 2009, heartily vanquishing The Silent Knight to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of North Polar Bear.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Destroys hourglass figures. Time will probably move a lot faster as Hourglass turns into more of a Cylinder or Spheroid of Hate.