Prince Charming

Prince Charming

The incontestable bane of step-family.

Step-dad will probably just be forced to dance in heated iron shoes, brought forth with tongs, until he dies. That seems to be a popular punishment among fairy-tale royalty.

Prince Charming held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, September 17, 2009 to Tuesday, September 22, 2009, heartily vanquishing Step Dad to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Amphibior.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. That smile makes me want to slap both him and the horse he rode in on. Great work again Kevin.

    Terry Maranda | [ a ]

  2. What a dapper looking horse!

    Trunk | [ a ]

  3. even the horse is smiling... and the eyebrow...
    Charmings eyes have a bit of clockwork in them, eh?

    artfullydone  | [ a ]

  4. lol, yep definitely makes me want to find the nearest cucumber and shove it through his ears.

    mujiri | [ a ]

  5. can others play?

    artfullydone  | [ a ]

  6. Only by invitation

    Vercalos | [ a ]

  7. HEY! What's this wazzick think 'e's doing? There should be a SWAT team arresting both the "Prince Charming" AND the stepdad. Step Dad should be locked up for child abuse and murder, and El Charmo here needs to be locked up for interfering with police work. Oh, and repo his hoss. That should wype those smyrks off their visages!

    SevereAnimalCritic | [ a ]

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