The Foiler

The Foiler

Banishes foodstuffs to obscurity!

Obscurity being the back of the refrigerator.

The Foiler held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, August 04, 2009 to Monday, August 10, 2009, heartily vanquishing The Vegang to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Microwave of Mutilation.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. The additional notes are hilarious! Love this hero- "Obscurity being the back of the fridge". That is too funny...Shame, the poor vegang...

    GOOD GIRL | [ a ]

  2. Bah, the vegang will get by just fine... the Tempeh is already half-fungus anyway.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  3. The foiler foils the vegang by foiling them in aluminum foil.
    He needs a fencing foil in his hand just so I can use the word foil more.
    Foil.

    Belegurth | [ a ]

  4. i love that its coming right out of his back and the best use of batman-gloves/boots ever (better than batman)

    foiledvillian | [ a ]

  5. Drat! Foiled again!

    mm | [ a ]

  6. Ha ha ha!! This guy LIVES at my house! Only he sometimes uses plastic containers as well! Totally amazing!

    aron  | [ a ]

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