Antique King held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, July 08, 2009 to Tuesday, July 14, 2009, heartily vanquishing Snuffer to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Combustecles.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Replaces right feet with left feet. Try all she might, The Clogger just won't be able to dance again.