Night Mayor held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, December 15, 2008 to Thursday, December 18, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Slumbering Giant to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Rooster.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Advocates strict, even-handed discipline. "Now, now, Kid Zombie — remember to wash behind your ears before bed! I believe they were blown into the toy chest."