Caffiend held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, November 13, 2008 to Tuesday, November 18, 2008, heartily vanquishing Surgeon General to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Spartame.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Lets kids have all sorts'a fun when those UPTIGHT parents ain't around! "Okay Sara... Just a coupla sips of ol' Uncle Stu's beer before bedtime!"