The Competitive Eater

The Competitive Eater

Consumes mass quantities of food in minimal time.

He once gurgitated an entire town's worth of Old Country Buffets and made the manager of Sizzler cry.

The Competitive Eater held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, October 08, 2008 to Tuesday, October 14, 2008, heartily vanquishing All-You-Can-Eat Buffet to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Suppressor.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. It's not just for 100 pound Japanese men anymore.

    Kobayashi!!!

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  2. Hahaha @ how quickly a Kobayashi reference was made.

    burt | [ a ]

  3. I love the style of this one! Although it's weird that he's eating off the floor, I know they can't use utensils but aren't tables allowed?

    BinckyD | [ a ]

  4. I forgot to mention that this is done in the style of the fabulous Bob Staake

    sutter | [ a ]

  5. Whatever, it's all about Crazy Legs Conti. Why do you think his head is shaped like a C?

    Sol | [ a ]

  6. Of course I made the Kobayashi reference, he's a real-life hero! Didn't you see when he rescued those kids from the burning building?!?!

    http://www.imeem.com/thevylmunkey420/video/T2zieuMa/kobayashi_snl_tv_funhouse_music_video/

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  7. Awesome style

    Blazel | [ a ]

  8. So i heard you liked mudkips

    J. | [ a ]

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