Hourglass of Hate held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, October 02, 2008 to Tuesday, October 07, 2008, heartily vanquishing Phisher Man to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of All-You-Can-Eat Buffet.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Completely devoid of hair... and FEAR! Nothing for Carl to do with his razor but slit his own throat.