Stingy Sturgeon held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, September 25, 2008 to Tuesday, September 30, 2008, heartily vanquishing Austin Auction to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Phisher Man.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Siphons moisture. Poor Amphibiore. He's about be the amphibian equivalent of a raisin. Though I bet even he will taste better in a cookie. Take that, raisins.