The Thumber

The Thumber

His charm gets him rides. His slashing loses them.

He's also the Thumb Wrestling World Champion of the Universe Forever.

The Thumber held the coveted title of Current Champ from Sunday, September 07, 2008 to Tuesday, September 09, 2008, heartily vanquishing Big Wheel to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Horseshoe King.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Seems friendly enough, I'd pick him up.

    CK | [ a ]

  2. Seems friendly enough, I'd pick him up.

    CK | [ a ]

  3. No!!! Seven Minute Abs! You can't even get your heart rate up in 6 minutes! Seven!! Seven little chipmunks swingin' on a branch, scoopin' up the acorns on my uncle's ranch! Seven!

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  4. You know, if his thumblade was facing the other direction, he'd have a much easier time cutting his food.

    burt | [ a ]

  5. So, does he piggy back Big Wheel, or jump up onto his shoulders?

    Nice reply Sutter! I love the mandibular prognathism (yes, i did have to look that one up)

    officialsidekick | [ a ]

  6. This guy propably didn't do a lot of thumbsucking as a kid.. or, who knows, apparently he grew up pretty evil..

    Mikkel | [ a ]

  7. Like my grandpappy always said, never trust a man with a sideways hat and a knife for a thumb.

    Vair | [ a ]

  8. This guy could a star for Thumbation Slasher movies!!

    Josh | [ a ]

  9. There's thumbthing funny about that guy...

    RobotKeaton | [ a ]

  10. There's thumbthing funny about that guy...

    RobotKeaton | [ a ]

A Random Hero!

The Horseshoe King

The Horseshoe King

Can toss up to fifty ringers in ten seconds! Thumber won't be catching any rides with 100 pounds of iron pinning his hand to the ground.