Down Undercutter held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, August 28, 2008 to Tuesday, September 02, 2008, heartily vanquishing Black Marketeer to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Shrimp on a Barbie.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Can say anything 10 times fast. He'll defeat the Tongue Twisters faster than a longhorn sells at an... Austin auction. Hey! I get that now!