Starch Duke Ferdinand

Starch Duke Ferdinand

Manifests a stifling stiffness.

A couple sprays from the Duke and The Bends will be a lot less flexible.

Starch Duke Ferdinand held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, July 28, 2008 to Monday, July 28, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Bends to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Hugh Midity.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. A proud member of The League of Monocles, along with Ben Soilperocks-Hyde, Dr. Empathy, Quack Sawbones, Avaricious Oinksly, and Doctor Constipator,

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  2. Isn't "Manifests a Stifling Stiffness" also the current ad slogan for Cialis?

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  3. Haha, excellent pun!

    I bet he openly welcomes stiff competition.

    burt | [ a ]

  4. Watch out for the BLACK HAND!!! This is one of my new favorites, simply brilliant. You guys never cease to amaze.

    Cory | [ a ]

  5. Lovely. Any guesses as to what his medals are for?

    Bexley | [ a ]

  6. I want to make some sort of ironing joke about grace under pressure but it's not happening this early in the day, sorry.

    solaana | [ a ]

  7. This one is the best ever. I simply love the artwork. Totally awesome!!!

    sammy | [ a ]

  8. Ha Ha He looks like the kind of fellow that always has a stiff upper lip! I like the different style Kevin.

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  9. I'm not so sure about this one. I love the hero, but seems he could be taken out pretty easy?

    IGPDavid | [ a ]

  10. I think the League of Monocles sounds like something that should have it's own comic book. I can't really picture them having their own TV show though.

    Ometiklon | [ a ]

  11. I've noted before Kevin's penchant for all things Edwardian. This photo is notably monocleless.

    I think the next 'Superest' innovation I would like to see is some statistics about our heros: the frequency of monocles, handlebar moustasche probability; sidebar coefficient; nobility count; professions and tradespeople; flora-fauna ratios; &tc &tc.

    Robert | [ a ]

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