Jealous Jockey held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, July 14, 2008 to Monday, July 14, 2008, heartily vanquishing Metro Gnome to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Extreme Measures.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Employs mind-bending therapeutic listening powers. It turns out the Floor Kraken is actually just a metaphor for Capn' Skard's father.