Jealous Jockey

Destroys all rivals to his preeminent role on the lawn.

This is probably why we're observing smaller and smaller flocks of plastic flamingos as well.

Jealous Jockey held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, July 14, 2008 to Monday, July 14, 2008, heartily vanquishing Metro Gnome to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Extreme Measures.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

I bet that savage beating was at a perfect tempo though.

That guy looks about 3 feet tall, which is actually TALLER than a real jockey.
ajob223 | [ a ]
Hehe - nice one, AJOB223....
bearskinrug | [ a ]
I think the real hero here is the "J" in the title lettering. It could almost double for a "T" or triple for an "S"!
burt | [ a ]
That's racist.
Iancorey | [ a ]
pretty good hero; defeated by the Lawn Enforcement, no less
Korts | [ a ]
The Jealous Jockey would have a field day in my neighbourhood!
Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

The Superest

The Superest was a continually running drawing game between illustrators Kevin Cornell and Matthew Sutter. The rules were simple:

Jealous Jockey

Destroys all rivals to his preeminent role on the lawn.

This is probably why we're observing smaller and smaller flocks of plastic flamingos as well.

Audience

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