Lily Livered Lenny held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, June 10, 2008 to Thursday, June 12, 2008, heartily vanquishing Dr Ted, Chiropractor to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Cacto.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Safety last. Hurk's final stunt will be to give a slight bout of indigestion as his head passes through the large intestine.