Avaricious Oinksly held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, June 04, 2008 to Wednesday, June 04, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Copper Coppers to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Mr. Carvers Biology Class.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Battling Bullies Forever. I don't even know why they let two students with the last name "Bully" register at the school. Oh well. Lesson learned.