Shredlock

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

CPSC offers the following safety tips when
using Shredlock:
• Never allow children to operate Shredlock, even under adult supervision.
Shredlock can pull children’s fingers into the hair.
• Place Shredlock in an area less accessible to children.
• Do not place hands or fingers in the Shredlock's hair.
• Do not operate Shredlock while wearing loose fitting clothing that may enter
the shredder opening.
• Keep hair and items, such as a tie or a long necklace, away from Shredlock
hair.
Paul | [ a ]
What a very specific/random purpose this hero has, Kevin!

Obligatory pun:

Looks like The Reamer has gotten into a hairy situation.
burt | [ a ]
I an' I teenk dees picture man be most massive bumbaclot rasta. Irie.
Iancorey | [ a ]
If Shredlock spends 30% of his time shredding Reamers and their avenging cohorts, he probably spends the other 70% trying to convince people that he DOES NOT have a serious dandruff problem.
Herrimanjoe | [ a ]
Shredlock sounds like a beauticians nightmare, or could it be that defeat comes from the beautician's trimmers.

The anticipation!
netdruid | [ a ]
Does he live on the beach?

The military would take care of thos dreds fo sho.
solaana | [ a ]
Oh, little darlin, stir it up. come on, babe!
Come on and stir it up, wo-o-a!
Little darlin, stir it up! stick with me, baby!
Come on, come on and stir it up, oh-oh!
Little darlin, stir it up
Cannito | [ a ]
excellent idea!
Felipe Ferreira | [ a ]
Shredlock HOLMES???!
eg | [ a ]