Righty Tighty

Righty Tighty

Heroically and compulsively turning things off.

Despite her situation, she feels all right.

Righty Tighty held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, May 15, 2008 to Monday, May 19, 2008, heartily vanquishing Liam Lium to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Tipper.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Haha.. righty tighty lefty loosy. The additional note is very punny. Not sure how this hero, stands up right, though.

    Jonny | [ a ]

  2. Screwing valves so tight that nobody can open them ever again!

    L | [ a ]

  3. Most disturbing hero... ever! A definite turn-off

    Gilles | [ a ]

  4. So...uh...is she literally "heartless?"

    (Such a right-brain teaser.)

    Burt | [ a ]

  5. Wow. That is some full bodied hair.

    Mike Fox | [ a ]

  6. Looks like she's also compulsively obsessed with the letter "R". I count three (well about two and a half) on her costume. She's even making the shape of a reflected "R".

    Herrimanjoe | [ a ]

  7. How right you R. I think people whose aliases begin with R, R "all right".

    Robohamster | [ a ]

  8. The R might be some sort of pirate rating system, as in "Avast! Waterworld - what a scury movie. I give it 1 and 1/2 Rs. Or maybe it's a content rating. This hero is rated RRR for extreme valve violence. Which ironically can be a turn on.

    Herrimanjoe | [ a ]

  9. Wow, just the RIGHT match for a villian. Hilarious idea, Sutter.

    Ryan Terry | [ a ]

  10. RIGHT ON! Sutter! (or should that be off?)

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  11. Maybe she got too close to a miter saw. WIth those reversed threads on the blade, she unwittingly loosened it?

    Chrism | [ a ]

  12. Wow, brings a whole new meaning to uniboob.

    KSUTT | [ a ]

  13. Does she have an evil twin that is left? Or is that her better half?

    Hannah | [ a ]
  14. Does she have an evil twin that is left? Or is that her better half?

    Sure - Lefty Loosey - she turns things on - in more way than one!

    JLem | [ a ]

  15. Doesn't her heartlessness make her more villain than superhero? Also: her scowl? btw, "heroically and compulsively turning things off" is my favorite super-note on here - hilarious.

    becker | [ a ]

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Fallen Archer

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Verily! Thine foot doth he vex and only! McCandz's feet are going to be way too sore to do any fighting this week. We'll be refunding ticket costs shortly.