Liam Lium

Liam Lium

Emits a constant stream of helium gas.

Thirty seconds with this guy and everything The Drone says will be hilarious.

Liam Lium held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, May 15, 2008 to Thursday, May 15, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Drone to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Righty Tighty.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. HAHAHAHeHeHehihihichichichiiiiiii
    briliint!

    hufnor | [ a ]

  2. Brilliant!

    #54 | [ a ]

  3. Kudos for not putting a gas spout in the most obvious of places!

    burt | [ a ]

  4. The man looks pretty grim for a guy who can only speak falsetto.

    Or maybe he's immune and half the power is the deep sense of embarrassment you feel when he booms out with his rich pipes.

    Joseph Abrahamson | [ a ]

  5. he better be in the next batman movie

    million | [ a ]

  6. I could be wrong, but I'm not sure Helium will get you high. Freaky hero though.

    Iancorey | [ a ]

  7. Not high. Higher sounding.

    Janie | [ a ]

  8. (Ian doesn't find high voices funny - he's a castrato - keep it under your hat)

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  9. Helium won't get you high. it can make you dizzy. It takes the place of oxygen in your lungs so it's like you're not breathing during the time you are doing your helium tricks. Always be sure to breath for one full minute between drags of helium.

    Mike Fox | [ a ]

  10. The hilarity comes when the droning dullard turns into a squeeky toy!

    Davideo | [ a ]

  11. Yeah, the drone won't be hilarious because he or anyone else will be high from the helium, but because it will make his voice squeaky, and high pitched.

    Stephen | [ a ]

  12. I love love love his Princess-Leia-esque headgear. And I cannot wait for tomorrow. Please Sutter or guest artist, bring the fire! I love fire!

    solaana | [ a ]

  13. Ah, but helium is a noble or inert gas, which means that fire won't do a darn thing except go out due to the lack of oxygen.

    Though, seriously, if you can work fire into the victor somehow, that would be awesome.

    MarlowePI | [ a ]

  14. Kevin, Your sense of Humor amazes me time and again! Wonderful Hero, and great comeback to the Drone. I am sure he'd be welcome at kid's parties! I cannot wait for the next Hero!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  15. Also, the little superscript "2" warms my geeky little heart.

    MarlowePI | [ a ]

  16. He's much more powerful than you originally think. Since matter cannot be created or destroyed, only converted to energy, the Helium is not spontaneously created, but instead formed inside his body from Hydrogen that is taken out of the air then formed into helium through fusion. Since he doesn't appear to have a high body temp, this must be cold fusion.

    darklord48 | [ a ]

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