The Expiration Dates held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, May 13, 2008 to Tuesday, May 13, 2008, heartily vanquishing Tartar Martyrs to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Drone.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Pummels foes with his fleshless limbs. Our feathered friend better bone up on his starvation skills.