Arnie Carney held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, May 07, 2008 to Thursday, May 08, 2008, heartily vanquishing Holy Holer to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Killer Fluffy Bunny Prize.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

The attention span of a kid. The bitey-ness of a zombie. Dr. Empathy will have a hard time bending a mind that has been eaten out of it's skull.