Claparella

Claparella

A single clap brings the most handsome of heroes regret and discomfort.

Unfortunately for Phenomenalbert , his good looks will earn him a lot of applause.

Claparella held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, April 29, 2008 to Tuesday, April 29, 2008, heartily vanquishing Phenomenalbert to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Prophylactick.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Nice.

    Also, double meaning:

    "The clap" is slang for gonorrhea. That's a whole 'nuther level of 'regret and discomfort.'

    HaricotVert | [ a ]

  2. Oh. Wait. That was the only meaning. *facepalm*

    HaricotVert | [ a ]

  3. ;)

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  4. "Applause" in this context is one of the most uncomfortable things I can possibly imagine.

    Joseph Abrahamson | [ a ]

  5. Inspired by a certain Stan Lee superheroine?

    L | [ a ]

  6. Well, I don't know much about that particular heroine, except the name, the lewd smile, and that she appears to be related to the Pollen Count.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  7. Hahaha @ first comment.

    That's the joke, sillypants.

    burt | [ a ]

  8. "Are you trying to seduce me Mrs. Claparella?" - The Graduate (as it should have been)

    Vair | [ a ]

  9. i was hoping for a convenience store clerk because Phenomenalbert would never be allowed in without a shirt!

    million | [ a ]

  10. Go STD Power!

    andylovesyou | [ a ]

  11. Thanks, HaricotVert, for the explanation! Being a non-native speaker of English, I otherwise wouldn't have understood this defeat.

    Hannah | [ a ]

  12. And being a SLOW native speaker of English, I wouldn't have either...

    No no, we'll go with "innocent." Yep.

    dd | [ a ]

  13. Mmh.. still don't understand what those words mean.. :(

    oq | [ a ]

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