Safe T. Reg

Safe T. Reg

You can't fight bureaucracy!

He may not know it now, but Carb Cutter is going to be a lot happier.

Safe T. Reg held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, April 21, 2008 to Monday, April 21, 2008, heartily vanquishing Carb Cutter to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Fumble Bee.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Mark Bixby.

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Can't cut through all the red tape if it's made of kevlar, right?

    burt | [ a ]

  2. Do you really think that Nader has been accident free for the last 42 years?

    Mike Fox | [ a ]

  3. I think I'm a bad person, because the first thing I thought of was the fact that he is wearing a bicycle helmet like some of those special needs kids.

    I only wish we could see his velcro shoes.

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  4. This one is fabulous! I love to see the OSHA inspector come out on the side of good!

    emperatriz | [ a ]

  5. eh... I was hoping for an itch...

    Jacob L | [ a ]

  6. Fabulous! Great drawing too.

    Binksy | [ a ]

  7. They even made him put on safety goggles after tying him up in tape.

    Mouse | [ a ]

  8. Damn, this is excellent! I love the defeated look on CC's face and the fatherly arm Reg has around his shoulders.
    It's got character and I want a more general version of it in poster form for my wall.

    DeliciousLoam | [ a ]

  9. Mark: Great drawing! even better Idea, the world is a safer place with Good ol' Reg around. I cannot wait to see who defeats him next!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  10. he's just plain inspiring

    Theobold | [ a ]

  11. Simply breathtaking. Such valor.
    Nice touch with the short tie--so as to not get caught in any nearby shredders, fax machines or escalators.

    HAHA! What are they looking at???

    Adam | [ a ]

  12. I think this is great!

    kevin nocoins | [ a ]

  13. I almost cried with pleasure at this! The triumphant pose is the winner for me. BTW, nice to see a fellow Burqueño represented here.

    Mancho | [ a ]

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