Captain Captivity held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, April 14, 2008 to Monday, April 14, 2008, heartily vanquishing Sea Fellow to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Marmalady.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Dave Montes.
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Battling Bullies Forever. I don't even know why they let two students with the last name "Bully" register at the school. Oh well. Lesson learned.