Happy Hour

Happy Hour

No teamster can resist Happy Hour

Operating heavy machinery may prove difficult for Paulie and Jeff after HH lays a few pints on them.

Happy Hour held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, March 27, 2008 to Friday, March 28, 2008, heartily vanquishing Titanium Team to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Hay Fever.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Who nose what's next?

    zf | [ a ]

  2. nice use of onomatopoeia there

    million | [ a ]

  3. Hahah - this might be one of your top heroes, Sutter - love the triple nostril :D

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  4. As a bartender, I'm here to say...ick.
    Beer out of the nose? That's just gross.

    Linsel | [ a ]

  5. He pulls his left lever for his middle nostril? That must get confusing.

    Tom | [ a ]

  6. Is that a snout lager?

    Er... I meant "stout."

    burt | [ a ]

  7. I think happy hour beats pretty much everything else ever.

    dd | [ a ]

  8. Is he available for parties?

    I'm also a bit confused by the leftmost lever activating the center tap. But I'm a little tipsy, so I'll let it slide.

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  9. I really like the double h on his hat. Or the single Hh on his hat. Or whatever. It's cool.

    In posting this comment, I will "FIGHT EVIL!"

    Mike Fox | [ a ]

  10. If it doesn't make sense, just sit back and have another cold one!

    Dave | [ a ]

  11. The reason he pulls the right and it comes out the middle is actually quite simple. Like Green Goblin, he was not born being super so he had to make himself super. Have you ever tried to install a tap system in your body? Sometimes tubes get crossed.

    sutter | [ a ]

  12. I suppose he's lucky just to HAVE a third nostril.

    Tom | [ a ]

  13. As an upstanding member of the International Brotherhood of Teamsters, I am offended by this so-called comic. I've notified the Grand Marshall of the Inquisition and he will be contacting your handlers at the International Brotherhood of Illustrators, Local 2583 in Phillie. The Teamsters are often misrepresented in the media and public spheres. I suggest you visit the Teamsters website to get the facts straight. And while you're there, stop by the merchandise section where you purchase officially licensed Teamster shot glasses and beer mugs sold in both traditional and starbust patterns. Also available in 4 packs.

    ToadHall | [ a ]

  14. Maybe he has two normal nostrils and all three beers share the third nostril. Of course, that doesn't explain where the extra cup came from.

    Mike Fox | [ a ]

  15. That belt obviously wraps around his back side. God knows what else is back there.

    kyle | [ a ]

  16. Who cares about parties! Is he SINGLE????

    M.M. | [ a ]

  17. What a great guy, I bet he goes to all the parties, or else all the parties are around him! Bet he's never gonna pass a breathelizer test!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  18. NICE! Love the comment on the tubes crossing Sutter. A painful procedure well worth the risk. Love the logo and the belt o' cups.

    Varick | [ a ]

  19. Hello my friends :)
    ;)

    Liecycale | [ a ]

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