Titanium Team

Titanium Team

Metallion: No barb can penetrate his metallic skin! Paulie & Jeff: Operate the forklift that moves Metallion around.

Hear that beeping, Prick? That's the sound of your doom backing up!

Titanium Team held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, March 26, 2008 to Thursday, March 27, 2008, heartily vanquishing Prick to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Happy Hour.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Hahaha, I'd imagine that this is how a real-life Colossus (a la X-Men) would go about fighting crime and evil.

    And porcupines.

    burt | [ a ]

  2. Awesome. Just awesome.
    Loving the addtional note.

    Jack | [ a ]

  3. ha! nice one :D

    Miguel Young | [ a ]

  4. haha. I love Paulie and Jeff

    sutter | [ a ]

  5. I don't think Paulie nor Jeff are fat enough to be qualified forklift operators. Half of the controls in those things are gut-operated.

    Great hero, a cross between Colossus and the Tin Man from Oz (Oil can!!). Er, and a statue I guess.

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  6. They may not be fat enough, but they're over qualified in surliness.

    Vair | [ a ]

  7. RE: surliness

    I have no doubt about the surliness. They look like Teamsters to me.

    ...and then I was found dead in a construction site.

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  8. Now this is just hilarious.

    L | [ a ]

  9. HAhAHAhahHAa! I like the "beeping" touch. And the facial expressions. This is too funny!

    Varick | [ a ]

  10. OH MY! I think this is my favorite. His obvious deficiencies make him lovable.

    Trunk | [ a ]

  11. Unfortunately, Metallion is left immobile when Paulie & Jeff are afflicted by The Strike!

    The Strike spares no one!

    Dave | [ a ]

  12. Kevin, this is my favorite one ever. I LOVE the idea that Metallion requires the use of two schmoes to move around. Honestly, I laughed loudly for a few minutes straight, disrupting the workflow of everyone around me.

    Herrimanjoe | [ a ]

  13. Excellent work on Paulie and Jeff. Like the former's name, and the latter's look.

    Nakeem | [ a ]

  14. Wait, why does the forklift need two guys to operate it?

    solaana | [ a ]

  15. @Solaana

    Clearly you don't know how union jobs work. Those two have probably petitioned for a third by now, citing work related stress disorder.

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  16. Ha Ha.... This is superb, bust a gut laughing at the additional notes. Solaana, Jeff drives and Paulie sweeps up broken Prick spines!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  17. I think it's fair to say that Paulie & Jeff have a posse.

    Where the hell are those shirts?

    grg | [ a ]

  18. well at least there's a mustache in it.

    twilight | [ a ]

  19. Paulie & Jeff have the most exquisite look of bafflement on their faces--true to that of someone that has no idea why the camera is pointed at them.

    Adam | [ a ]

  20. cool idea. i LOVE the paulie & jeff part!

    someperson | [ a ]

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