Chef Lupo held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, February 18, 2008 to Wednesday, February 20, 2008, heartily vanquishing Super Shepherd to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Mad Cow.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

An unlikely team of experts specializing in setting off the fire drill. Chubby Tim Rogers: His poorly-aimed dodgeball frequently hits the fire alarm. Jeremy The Delinquent: Needs to get suspended so he can go to Burning Man. Janitor Rufus: A fire drill guarantees him a 20-minute nap under the bleachers. Mr. Carver's Class will barely get their goggles on before they're forced to line up in the parking lot.