Turpen Team held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, February 12, 2008 to Thursday, February 14, 2008, heartily vanquishing Lady Lacquer to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Evapo Raiders.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Melts down crooked law enforcement officers. Turns out SWATTER was swatting bees illegally on the side.