Quack Sawbones held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, February 04, 2008 to Tuesday, February 05, 2008, heartily vanquishing Psycho Psychic to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Headless Horse and Man.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Lets kids have all sorts'a fun when those UPTIGHT parents ain't around! "Okay Sara... Just a coupla sips of ol' Uncle Stu's beer before bedtime!"