Arthur Ritus held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, January 16, 2008 to Friday, January 18, 2008, heartily vanquishing Shaolin Spinster to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Pus In Boots.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Never remembers to turn off its many headlights. It's lights out for Alkalion when his battery is drained.