False Face

False Face

The master of deception providing disguise for those in need.

This is just an artist rendition of what he may look like. Nobody has ever seen his real face.

False Face held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, January 09, 2008 to Friday, January 11, 2008, heartily vanquishing Inferno Affairs to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Sample Simon.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I really like that little logo he's wearing. The false mustache under the mirror-image Fs is a nice touch.

    Isaac | [ a ]

  2. Harry Potter glasses? Really?

    testMonkey | [ a ]

  3. http://lowercasel.blogspot.com

    This is the first example of the "Lowercase L" phenomenon I've seen on a website.

    Grant Hutchins | [ a ]

  4. I read it as FAISE / FACE first time..

    Shaun S | [ a ]

  5. I hope that nose isn't what I think it is.

    Zach | [ a ]

  6. Phew! thank you for bieng non-predictable, thats the most entertaining thing.

    (But how does anyone intend to combat a truly anonymous miscreant? How about a Bouncer type character who won't let you enter the rest of your life without a valid form of I.D.
    That'll stump'im!

    Tom | [ a ]

  7. OOHHH, False Fase. I was wondering what a faise was (I assumed it was an uppercase "i") Excellent answer.

    He could hook me up, I'd like a disguise.

    IGPDavid | [ a ]

  8. Love the "This is just an artist rendition of what he may look like." comment.

    Ryan Terry | [ a ]

  9. Ok ok ok ok ok ok. I've done it, I've fixed it. No more faise face. No more! Hooray!

    sutter | [ a ]

  10. Zach - I see what you're saying.

    Alexander | [ a ]

  11. I want to see this guy take on the X-ray Lion. There's no fooling him.

    You could do an interesting tournament-format thing with previous heroes... like how about "Fun Uncle Stu" vs. "Betty Luke?" Or "Brocco-Lee" vs. "Vegedon?"

    dvlfish | [ a ]

  12. Or "Isaac Coles" versus "Infernal Affairs!"

    Dvlfish | [ a ]

  13. Useless fact: False Face was a villian on the old old old Batman TV show. (Wikipedia will back me up.) Ironic.

    joshuasbones | [ a ]

  14. Oops I spelled villain wrong.
    Oops here's the link.

    joshuasbones | [ a ]

  15. Ere, that chin and that nose look rather... suspect...Guv.

    Maybe he applied them to the wrong areas if you know what I mean.

    Tom | [ a ]

  16. JoshuaBones: Haha. that's pretty funny. I wish they had a picture of him to compare to. It makes sense though. It totally sounds like a for Adam West

    sutter | [ a ]

  17. Ha! Way to get the dick-nose and nuts-chin in there, Sutter. Kudos!

    Iancorey | [ a ]

  18. Tom: Perhaps this guy is who you had mind...

    Justin | [ a ]

  19. Sutter: I wish they had a picture of him to compare to.

    Ask and you shall receive

    flashbck | [ a ]

  20. Sutter: I wish they had a picture of him to compare to.


    Ask and you shall receive

    flashbck | [ a ]

  21. Oops, that was the cartoon based false face...

    Behold! False-Face

    flashbck | [ a ]

  22. This guys seems pretty evil, it appears like he takes vital organs and body parts to make up his disguises. Buffalo Bill style.

    Steve | [ a ]

  23. Yeah the 60s False Face is pretty creepy. He look like he has vasoline smeared all over his face.

    sutter | [ a ]

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