Babe Ruthless held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, January 02, 2008 to Thursday, January 03, 2008, heartily vanquishing Lord Aleaping to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Termite.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Manifests a stifling stiffness. A couple sprays from the Duke and The Bends will be a lot less flexible.