Cosmic Hookers held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, December 14, 2007 to Sunday, December 16, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Toothed Wormhole to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Vice.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Lets kids have all sorts'a fun when those UPTIGHT parents ain't around! "Okay Sara... Just a coupla sips of ol' Uncle Stu's beer before bedtime!"