The Spoiled Heiress held the coveted title of Current Champ from Sunday, December 02, 2007 to Monday, December 03, 2007, heartily vanquishing Cassanova Cobra to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Fashion Mimics.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Niff Nicholls.
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Emits a constant stream of helium gas. Thirty seconds with this guy and everything The Drone says will be hilarious.